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Humorous Musings by Chelsea Handler on Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and Other Esteemed Actors’ Parenting Ventures
Chelsea Handler’s Amusing View on Hollywood’s Legendary Offspring
A video shared by the renowned comedian Chelsea Handler on her Instagram sheds light on what she humorously describes as a nationwide trend: “Elderly gentlemen with an insatiable thirst for parenthood.” She playfully mentions iconic figures like Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Alec Baldwin, and Elon Musk as part of this exclusive club.
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Chelsea humorously highlights the relentless desire of these men to start families. The combined offspring count of these gentlemen totals an astonishing 32 children.
Former host of Chelsea Lately, Chelsea shares her wit in response to recent news of new babies from 79-year-old Robert De Niro and 83-year-old Al Pacino. While the veteran Taxi Driver actor has just welcomed his seventh child, Al Pacino is anticipating his first child with 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah.
Aside from Al and Robert, 65-year-old Alec Baldwin has fathered eight children, seven of whom were born in the last ten years. Meanwhile, 51-year-old Elon Musk boasts a total of ten children.
Chelsea Handler criticizes Al Pacino, Robert De Niro after they welcome newborns: ‘Horny old men’ https://t.co/bD4m7MxPEg
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In a light-hearted tone, Chelsea acknowledges that although Elon Musk, the Twitter CEO, is the youngest in the group, she remarks, “Elon Musk may not have the age of Murdoch or De Niro, but his unique persona gives the impression of seasoned experience.”
Not stopping at just humor, Chelsea presents a whimsical concept to shield women from the advances of “lecherous elderly men”—herself. She jokingly declares, “I am putting myself up for grabs to any available octogenarian. You can locate me on eBay or Doordash.”
To sweeten the deal, Chelsea even shares a discount code, jokingly saying, “And for a 20% price cut, feel free to use the code ‘sugar tits.’” She finishes her video, titled “Stay safe out there,” with a piece of advice: “Elderly gentlemen. It’s never worth the cash.”
Chelsea Handler’s comic stance on the parenting trends of Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and their counterparts delivers a comical take on the theme, infusing levity into the conversation while addressing their burgeoning families with a humorous touch.
